AISubs v3.7
- No way! - No way!
- What should we do? - Don't say it!
- It's too cold! - No way!
- The wind is too strong. - Yeah.
- We can't say anything on the mic. - Yeah.
- But it's not because it's cold. - Yeah.
- It's cold, but... - It's cold?
- When it's cold, if we go somewhere... - Yeah.
- It's not cold. - Yeah.
- Especially with car licenses... - Yeah.
- It's been 10 years. - Yeah.
- Actually...
- If you don't have a car license, you can't go out. - Yeah.
- You can't go out! - No way!
- Why? - I've had a car license for 10 years.
- Yeah. - I know it won't happen, but...
- Is your brain frozen? - What's going on?
- Are you using a translation app? - Yeah.
- If you use it before it gets warm... - Yeah.
- Even if you're in a dark place... - Yeah.
- If you get hit by a mountain or something... - Yeah.
- If you get hit by a mountain? - If you get hit by a mountain?
- For example, if you get hit by a car... - Yeah.
- You'll be like, "Go!" - Yeah.
- If you go... - Yeah.
- I want you to drift and dodge that car. - Yeah.
- If we get nervous and get behind you... - Yeah.
- Even if you go, you can't run away. - Yeah.
- You have to have strength! - Yeah.
- Huh?! - I said it first and put it on myself.
You said it first!
It's not about how fast you can drive...
It's about how much you can do at the same time.
- It's not about how fast you can drive... - Yeah.
- It's about how fast you can drive. - Yeah.
- This time, it's about how fast you can drive! - I see!
- We've gotten so big! - Yeah.
That's what we're going to practice today!
- We've prepared a challenge! - A challenge?!
- While you're driving... - Yeah.
- You're going to do 3 different things! - Yeah.
- So for the challenge... - Yeah.
We've got...
A...
Challenger!
- Tokoro Dojo, Tokoro Dojo. - It's cold!
Please prepare for the challenge.
Ah, right here!
- Oh?! - Huh?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
It's a red one!
Huh?!
- Oh my god! - Ah!
- Oh no, oh no!
- Hello! - Open it up!
- Hello! - Ah!
- Baby! - Oh!
- She's here! - She's here!
- You! - You're talking to me!
She's talking to you!
- Yes! I'm Kono Sayaka! Thank you for having me! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- They introduced you as "a challenge," but... - Yes!
- They introduced you as "a challenge," but... - A challenge!
Look! He's talking to me!
- I didn't talk to you earlier. - Oh, you didn't talk to me?
- I'm completely ad-libbed now. - Oh, you didn't talk to me?
- What kind of athlete are you? - Athlete...
- What kind of athlete are you? - Oh, you said it first.
I'm Sayaka Shimoda, and I'm participating in a drifting competition called D-1 Grand Prix.
- Wow! - This is my second self-introduction.
- I'm a very professional driver. - Wow!
- Is this the one you usually ride? - This is...
Actually...
Those of you who often watch drifting know this, but...
This is a D-1 machine.
- Actually, it's just a normal practice car. - Oh, I see.
The reason I'm here today is...
I was asked to wear a rear seat.
- At the competition, you can't wear a rear seat. - Oh, I see.
- So in order to put on a rear seat... - Oh, I see.
- I changed my exterior! - What?!
- What?!
- No, I didn't!
- You're doing it on purpose? - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I hope you enjoy it. - Thank you for having me.
- So let's get started... - Yes.
- I'd like to try something new. - We haven't decided on a pair yet.
- We don't know anything about it yet. - It's a pair, right?
- The first challenge... - Yes?
- Drawing! - Oh, drawing!
- Drawing... - Yes.
- I'm sure you draw pictures... - Oh, this is hard!
- I'm sure you draw pictures... - I'm sure you draw pictures...
- There are times you have to do it while driving and all that, right? - There are.
- Do you have a favorite character? - Favorite character?
- I like Pui Pui Motor Car. - Oh!
- Pui Pui Motor Car! - Pui Pui Motor Car!
- I like that one! - I like that one!
- No one ever wants to drift in a Pui Pui Motor Car! - Pui Pui Motor Car!
- Pui Pui Motor Car sometimes drifts. - What?!
- I see! - I've heard of it.
- Then let's go with "drifting Pui Pui Motor Car." - Oh, sounds good!
- Sounds great!
- It's like "Ninjya" or something like that. - Yeah.
- So who's going to drive? - We've decided on Guppa, haven't we?
- Guppa is first. - First...
- What?! - What?!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- First, second, third... - First, second, third...
- Oh! - Oh!
- I did it! - Oh, you did it!
- I'm not a drifter! - You're the best!
- No, no, no! - Really?! Really?!
- Oh, I'm excited! - No, no, no!
- I'm going to expand my house and rent it out! - You're going to expand it?!
- Go ahead and do it! - Okay!
- I hope you don't drift...
- Huh?!
- What are you saying?!
- Let's go! - Okay!
- Tires!
- I hope it doesn't get dirty. - It's nice to know what's going to happen first. - Yeah.
- The only drift we know is bicycle drift. - Yeah!
- See you! - Let's go! - Okay!
- Scary! - Where is it coming from? - It's starting!
- It's starting!
- We talked about it earlier, but it's been running for 5 or 6 years.
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's so cool!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
(It's like a passenger window)
It's like a passenger window
I hate it
I can hear the engine
Wow, it's amazing
It's fun
It's amazing
Thank you for your hard work
It was amazing
Really?
I'm glad
I wanna go home and sleep
It was really noisy
Was it noisy?
I got drunk in the middle of it
I got drunk
It was strong
I couldn't run
Here it is
Ta-dah!
What?
Is it only this line for drifting?
I want you to praise me for only this line
Is there such a cheekbone-like line?
It's broken
It's bent
I thought I couldn't run more
But it's easy
I thought I could run more than I expected
Would you like to go again?
I won't go again!
(Next)
Isn't it stuck on this side?
Does this mean this is the front line?
I don't feel much influence from anyone.
You're just bad at it.
It's wonderful.
But I failed.
I'll hang this up on the house.
- I'm sorry. - It's no use.
- I don't think I can do it. - You can't do it?
- Shimizu definitely feels like he's been hit by the drift. - I can't do it even if I'm standing still.
- The next challenge is chess! - Chess!
- When you're being attacked on a mountain pass, you need to make a calm decision. - It's like a strategy.
- It's stuck with a magnet, right? - It's only a little stuck.
- So it's a calm decision. - I did it once, so I'd like the three of you to do it again.
- I'm not good at chess rules. - Then you can't do it.
- Shimizu, if you're in the mood for it, you can do it all. - I might be able to do it.
- How far can you go? - It's stronger than I thought. - Then I'll do my best to beat you.
- Then Shimizu and I will play chess. - Please. - It usually takes an hour to play one song.
- I'll do my best. - You have to keep playing for an hour. - Please get over it! - Yes!
- Suddenly? - It's our role.
- I'm sorry, I'm not good at it. - It's okay. - I'm sorry, I'm not good at it.
- What are you doing?
- This time, we'll increase the speed a little. - What?
- We'll increase the speed a little. - But it's chess, so we won't go fast.
- If it's fast, we'll go slowly, right? - That's right.
- We'll go super slow. Leave it to me. - Super!
- We came to tell you that it's not like before. - The engine started.
- The first car is this car.
- Let's go. - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- It was like this before! - It was like this before! - Seriously!
- It's coming! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- It's coming again! - It's coming again?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's not easy! - It's not easy!
- It's my turn?! Whoa! - Whoa!
- It was over so fast! - It's over already? - It's over already! - But Chess is so long, right?
- It's like when Shimono says "tires!"
- It's so fast! - It's over?! - What's wrong? - Let's go again?
- Ouch! - The match is over.
- The match is over? - The match is over?
- Who won? - It turned out like this.
- What?! - What?!
- No way! - We lost!
- What was it? - We lost!
- It's tough in Japan. - It's all over the place.
- Oh no! It's all over the place.
The match is decided by both teams.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
But as soon as it started, it went "guja!"
And as soon as one turned, there were five left.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Suddenly, it was the final phase. - It was the final phase.
- It was like Pembu. - It wasn't like Tsuno Onsen or anything like that.
- I don't think you can do an S-curve at that speed. You'll probably fall. - Huh?!
- Oh, really?! - You'll probably fail the exam.
- Oh, really?! - You can't do it?
- Oh, then I can't do it. - Hahaha!
- So this is my win. - No, that's right. Shimona won.
- I won! Yay! - It's like the sun!
- The sun! - It's like the sun!
- I'm happy! - Hahaha!
- This is a terrible loss. - Hahaha!
- The third one is... - Huh?
- Huh?
- Did you bring the third one? - Wait, then...
- The third one?! - Shima brought it.
- Are you kidding me? - Shima brought it.
- What is it? - It's here! - Amazing! Amazing!
- The third challenge, "Eat a McDonald's", is over. - The car is over. - I'm also over. - The car and the shimoda are over. - Yes, that's right. The shimoda is also over.
- Is it okay? - It's okay, it's okay.
- Why is it okay? - Because you can change clothes, right?
- In the car, I'll say sorry to the director. - I'm sorry, director.
- Thank you very much. - I'm sorry.
- But I'll pay you a high salary. - Oh, I'm glad.
- Thank you very much. - On the contrary, I'm relieved.
- Only the drink is water. - Oh, I see.
- As expected. - I want you to drink it.
- What is this? - I'm about to cry.
- Why do you suddenly become like a character? - I'm kind of like a thrower.
- It's a lip-up L-set. - Wow, it's voluminous.
- This is not a straw, it's an acrylic plate. - No, it's a watch.
- Rock-paper-scissors, come on! - Which one?
- Rock-paper-scissors, come on! - Yay!
- Isn't eating fast popular here? - We just ate two people, right?
- Let's do a serious challenge. - Okay.
- Please eat it up! - Okay, I'll eat it up!
- Hey, hey! - Oh!
- That was close! - That was close!
- But it's a one-time deal. - That was close!
- Don't become a beef jerky, Ryumaru! - Why?
- Ryumaru! - Why do you have your hand like this?
- It's like a sphere. - It's like a nugget, Ryumaru!
- Why? - You're frying it, aren't you?
- It's a Big Mac! - Oh, it's a Big Mac!
- Oh, is it okay? - It's a Big Mac!
- Is it okay to eat a Big Mac? - I'm so happy!
- It looks good! - Wow, you're good at this!
- Enjoy it! - Wow, you're good at this!
- He said it from both sides! - Okay!
- Okay, I'll eat it up! - Okay!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay, I got it! - Oh, you got it!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
What is this?
Ahhhh! It's stuck! It's stuck!
- No, no, no! - Oh, oh, oh!
If you make a mistake, you'll hit me and I'll die!
- I won't make a mistake, I promise! - You'll die!
Ahhh!
Ahhhh!
- Ohhhh! - Wow!
- No, how is it possible?!
- What?! - There's water in the window glass!
- Scary, scary, scary! - There's water in the window glass!
- It's blowing up! It's blowing up! - It's blowing up!
- It's already in! - This is bad, isn't it?!
- Ah, this is bad! - This is bad!
- I wonder if San-chan is already eating? - Ahhh!
(The race is over.)
- It's over. - It's over.
(The time is 1 minute and 20 seconds.)
- Did you eat it all? - What are you talking about?
- Hey! Did you eat it all? - I'm sleepy.
(Tetsuya is in the lead.)
- Tetsuya, what is that? - What's wrong with you?
- Tetsuya, where is your big bag? - My big bag?
You're crying!
My potato fell off in an instant.
What? Wait! You can't do that! You'll get this dirty!
This is serious business!
Until halfway, I thought I could hold it, but as soon as I put it in front of everyone, it all disappeared.
First of all, the water was like this.
My potatoes were all piled up in the right drink holder.
I ate it with cocoa yaldo and ate it like a chef.
Shimoda is not dirty.
I'm glad!
I was driving and nothing was coming, so I thought it was pretty cool behind me.
It's running, so it's probably all behind you.
I also discovered a new fact.
A new fact!
I was able to remove the forced stopper.
Wow!
Are you okay?
Why?
Oh, it's true.
It's off!
Why?
Forced! Forced!
Isn't it supposed to come off by centrifugal force?
In other words, I was able to force this place off.
Wow!
Look, it's true!
Forced stopper!
Wow!
Why?
Congratulations!
Don't make such a miracle happen.
I don't think I've overcome this trial.
Oh, it's true.
I'm so dirty.
Then I'll go again.
Why?
I love driving!
Anyway, I love driving.
Anyway, I won!
I won!
Good job!
I lost!
When you're attacked from afar, you have no choice but to give up and get caught.
You have no choice but to get angry.
You still don't have enough driving skills.
It's still a long way off for a president who makes you drive.
Let's drive ourselves!
With safe driving!
But it was really fun!
Thank you!
Thank you for participating!
Yay!
Oh!
Let's meet again in another video!
Bye bye!